Half Man Half Biscuit - Mccalliog And His Hens, аккорды

[Intro] Am G Am G Am G Am G Am G Am G Am G Am G [Verse 1] Am G Am What’s a man supposed to do when lawlessness abounds G Am When malcontented footpads are prowling all around? G Dm Who you going to turn to as the victim of a crime? Am Turn to the best of all; McCalliog and his hens. (his hens, his hens) [Verse 2] Am G Am Now McCalliog is a poultry man who walks many a mile G Am And he also does some admin work for Devon C.I.D. G Dm But admin work is wasted on a man who has the gift Am Nail crooks in minutes with: McCalliog and his hens. (His hens) [Break] C Dm G Hens lend a hand; hens know the land C Dm G Beaks to the ground; villains in the pound. Am In his farmyard over yonder he’s got forty four informants G Am And through some kind of telepathy and guile: justice wins the day. [Verse 3] Am G Am Now he hasn’t got an alias like Alias Smith and Jones G Am And he doesn’t wear a deerstalker – he’s no Sherlock Holmes G Dm Who put away that madman who was re-arranging gnomes? Am Who? McCalliog and his hens. (his hens) [Break] C Dm G C Dm G Hens ever keen, see how they glean. Am Catching bandits and embezzlers through a haze of rum and vodka G With the wonderful assistance of his fowls; Am McCalliog and his hens.(his hens) [Coda] Am McCalliog and his hens. (his hens) Am McCalliog and his hens. (his hens) G Am McCalliog and his hens. [Outro] Am G Am Am G Am Am G Am Am G Am [Repeat to fade]