Half Man Half Biscuit - Jacks Been To The National, вар. 2, аккорды

[Intro] G Am C G G Am C G G Am C G [Verse 1] G Am C G Here’s Jack, just got back; standing at the bar brandishing his race badge Am C G There’s no need we know where you’ve been – we’ve all seen your Matalan suit. Am C G Where did your socks go; did your socks go to the same place as your horse? Am C G Fifty pound at twenty to one, later found at ten past four. Am C G I’ve seen some chumps in my time but you’re off the scale Am C G Given an inch of encouragement you’ll take a yard of ale. Am D Am D Am D And now he’s standing on the table: he’s under starters orders. [Chorus] G Am C G Jack’s been to the National, Jack’s been to the National Am C G Jack’s been to the National and he’s fallen at the first. [Instr] G Am C G G Am C G [Verse 2] G Am C G That’s Jack, back on track; practising his golf swing in the car park Am C G F1 chat down the fairway, I dare say all is well in his world. Am C G Got property in Mobberley – probably ridiculous gate. Am C G It’s all about salary and playing to the gallery; he’s never heard of George Lee Mallory. Am C G On his phone at the lights; on his own most nights Am You see he’s trying to win his wife back: she’s never coming back Jack; C G She took her stuff back – take your shot Jack. Am C G Bile, spite, hatred and vitriol, that’s all she’s got left for you Am And the Himalayan salt lamp, the Navajo head dress C G We don’t care about how much you can bench press. Am D Am D Am D Am D Out of bounds on the left it’s a right old trail of tears. [Coda] G Am C G So here’s to your Native American name: Great Big Whopper With Shit For Brains Am C G Here’s to your Native American name: Great Big Whopper With Shit For Brains Am C G Here’s to your Native American name: Great Big Whopper With Shit For Brains Am C G G Am C G Here’s to your Native American name: Great Big Whopper With Shit For Brains G Am C G Jack’s been to the National. G Am C G Jack’s been to the National. G Am C G G Am C G