Bad Lip Reading - Russian Unicorn, аккорды

Вступление [INTRO] Dm Bb C [VERSE] Dm I'ma blast your brains, talking full-on sex Bb C I got a porcupine called "Zazoom" Dm He leaves his scent on people's graves (Why is Zazoom always around so many graves?) Bb C I had a cold one time, then I licked myself [PRE-CHORUS] Dm F Why don't y'all just float off C Now you're useless Dm F C I need a woman with a Benz looking to lose it Dm F C I ate the cookie then I gave it back to Benny Dm C There she go Bb Am Now watch me flow [CHORUS] Bb Dm Oh, the night is young C G Now baby we could shoot a Russian unicorn Bb We'll probably do it on the couch Dm C While my roomie's out hiking G Dm So take if off and bite your tongue Bb C And hope my roommate don't come home [VERSE] Dm A "Hot Pocket" for twenty cents is a steal any day of the week Bb C I wanna shave that mustache and then have gelato Dm We're here for too long, we gotta run, ok? Bb C And trick those monsters so that they don't shoot my left nut. [PRE-CHORUS] Dm F C I know you ain't a bitch, cuz girl you kill it Dm F C I pee-peed in your glove and soon you'll start to smell it Dm F C If your body's a secret girl then you about to spill it Dm F When I count to three dismount [CHORUS] Bb Dm Oh, the night is young C G Now baby we could shoot a Russian unicorn Bb We'll probably do it on the couch Dm C While my roomie's out hiking G Dm So take if off and bite your tongue [BRIDGE] Dm G I think that I ought to confess D# I drink fire water Dm But I don't want the keys to your van G D# What I need is a rare, vermillion, Ukrainian unicorn [INSTRUMENTAL] Dm F G D# Dm We can shoot a unicorn F Girl, I know you'll like the horn G And I'm gonna keep you warm D# Till you wake up in the morning Dm F G G# (Baby) I know you ain't a bitch oops Dm I didn't mean to do that F G D# Yeah, I just want to say I should not have ate those cajun rice and beans Dm C The guy behind you just soiled his underwear (Sniff, sniff) Bb Oh, umm, maybe YOU did it Am Hey, that's ok girl! Dm Them strawberries look juicy [CHORUS] Bb Dm Oh, the night is young C G Now baby we could shoot a Russian unicorn Bb We'll probably do it on the couch Dm C While my roomie's out hiking G Dm So take if off and bite your tongue Bb Dm C G (Oh, oh, oh) And hope my roommate don't come home Bb Dm Bite your tongue (oh, oh, oh) C G And hope my roommate don't come home Bb Dm C I got your Barbie zucchini Bb Happy Monsoon Day! Dm C And you promised you'd lick it G I'm gonna save a mental kitty I poisoned my dog so he can't keep chasing that baby giraffe