Bad Lip Reading - My Stick A Bad Lip Reading Of The Last Jedi, аккорды

Вступление [Spoken] N.C. Hey where's the fire, son? N.C. What the—oh no N.C. where you off to? N.C. Just this party in the garden N.C. Nice! how 'bout I join you? N.C. How about you don't? N.C. hmm? Son? come back!hey! Bu- I told you to stop! Am *hums* [Intro] Am Hmm Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm Am Now that's a fire! Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm Am Listen, son [Verse 1] Am Knock you in your head with my stick Am With my stick Am You gon' have a mark from my stick Am From my stick [Chorus] G My stick, my stick F My stick is better than bacon Dm Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm F You can't touch my stick I don't wanna! Dm Mmm-ah-ha-ha-phfrr F Yeah, you want my stick [Verse 2] Am Thunk your coconut with my stick Look at my stick (Mm-hmm) Am You gon' feel the wrath of my stick Fear my stick! [Chorus] G My stick, my stick F My stick is better than bacon Dm Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm F You can't touch my stick But it's just a stick! Dm Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm F It's my perfect stick [Post-Chorus] Am G My stick is my friend born from a log C Dm C Everyone can see it's better than bacon [Verse 3] Am Why'd you get so crotchety and mean? Am Look at my stick Am Why'd you drink that creature's milk? It's green! Am Got me sick! [Chorus] G My stick (My stick), my stick (My stick) F My stick is better than bacon Dm Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm F You can't use my stick But it's just a stick! Dm Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm F Don't you love my stick? No, it's just a stick! Dm Mmm-ah-ha-ha-bphfmm F It's my perfect stick [Post-chorus] Am G My stick and me take walks every day C Dm C Past the hooligans down by the ocean Am G When they laugh at my stick, then they learn C Dm C How my stick is much denser than bacon [Bridge 1] F Am Bought a little piggy and I let the little piggy run amok (So cute) Dm C But when I would sleep, little piggy kept wakin' me up (Sold him) F Am People often fight about which birds are the best birds (Do they?) Dm N.C. But everybody can agree that seagulls are the worst [Breakdown] N.C. Am I kiss my stick, it's my stick You can't pick up my stick F Keep your mitts off my stick Am I disappear for years then reappear F Right here to cheer about my cool stick (Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm [Verse 4] Am When I was a little bitty kid Little bitty kid Am I had not yet found my mighty stick Then I did! Mm-hmmm [Verse 5] Bm I could break your stick usin' just my brain Am My stick?! I could make you wish you couldn't feel pain Am Not my stick! Hmm-mm [Chorus] A My stick (My stick), my stick (My stick) G Bm My stick is better than bacon! Em Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm G You can't touch my stick I don't want your stick! Em Mmm-ah-ha-ha-vmmp G Yeah, you want my stick Man, it's just a stick! Em Mmm-ah-ha-ha-bphfmm G It's my big boy stick [Bridge 2] Bm Bought a bag of venom and I wish I really, really, really didn't (It turns out) Em D Nobody has a good reason to own a bag of venom (It's poison) G Bm Poke on my bruise sometimes 'cause I like how it hurts (It hurts good) Em D Everybody can agree that seagulls are the worst (Worst, worst, worst, worst) [Outro] Bm (I kiss my stick, it's my stick You can't pick up my stick G Keep your mitts off my stick) G Everyone can see it's better than bacon My stick is my friend born from a log; Everyone can see it's better than bacon Bm (I kiss my stick, it's my stick you can't pick up my stick keep your mitts off my stick)