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[Intro]GDEmC (x2)
[Verse 1]GD
Well i wake up in the morning and i crawl outta bed
EmC
and i feel just like the living dead
GDEmC
its time to start another day and as usual im running late
GD
so my mind starts going a hundred miles an hour
EmC
dont even have time enough to take a shower
GD
when i get in my car it feels like im barely alive
EmC
ten minutes later i arrive
[Chorus]GD
At my stupid day job
EmC
stupid day job
GD
my stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid
EmC
stupid stupid stupid stupid day job
[Verse 2]GD
Well i drink three cups of coffee for that extra kick
EmC
but i still feel crappy i should have called in sick
GD
my boss says im late for a meeting at ten
EmC
looks like i'll be written up again
GD
oh well its just another day another dollar
EmC
another nail in the coffin another reason to feel smaller
GD
sometimes i just wish i could drive off far away
EmC
but my lack of financial security means ill have to stay
[Chorus]GD
At my stupid day job
EmC
stupid day job
GD
my stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid
EmC
stupid stupid stupid stupid day job
[Verse 3]GDEmCG
Now i think its time everyone with a stupid day job unite against the forces that try to control us
DEmC
yes every papercut riddin file clerk every greasy smelling burger flipper
GDEmC
every short changing cashier it's time to unite
GD
i'll start a stupid day jobs union
EmC
and we can go on strike outside every retail establishment
GDEmC
and fast food hell hole in the world fight the power
G
and our platform will stand for dignity
DEmC
higher wages and no more polyester uniforms
GD
and i could be the spokesman for the under employed
EmC
i'd be like the Jimmy Hoffa of the janitors
GD
or the Ghandi of the gas station attendents
EmCG
but some people won't agree with my ideas so they'll kill me
DEm
and then i could be a martyr for the stupid day jobs movement
CGDEmC
yeah that'd be pretty cool i think
GDEmC
now i wrote all that stuff about the stupid day jobs union while i was on my lunch break
GDEm
but i couldn't write anymore 'cause i had to get back to work
CGDEm
so let's just pretend that i ended that part of the story with lyrics that were so inspiring
CGDEmC
that they changed all your lives forever
GDEmC
are you done pretending ok
[Interlude]GDEmC
Now its after lunch and im making copies while im day dreaming about my vacation
GDEmC
i see myself lounging on the beach in an exotic location
GD
suddenly my tie gets caught in the copy machine
EmC
right in the middle of duplication
GD
and as i lie there chocking to death
EmC
all i can think about is workmans compensation
GDEmC
but the the office manager comes by cuts my tie saving me from suffocation
GDEmC
he looks at me like im a jerk and says get back to work and i feel so much frustration
[Chorus]GD
At my stupid day job
EmC
stupid day job
GD
my stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid
EmC
stupid stupid stupid stupid day job
[Verse 4]GD
Well im working for my family and im working for God
EmC
im working so people won't say im a lazy slob
GD
im working to put food on the table and
EmC
im working so that i can say i looked up that union label
GD
im working so that i can buy stuff that i don't need and
EmC
im working because nobody will pay me to watch tv
GDEmC
now basically i feel so traumatized about my stupid day job
GDEmC
that i'm going to start trying to start singing like Morrissey now
[Outro]GDEmCGD
Stupid day job stupid day job stupid day job stupid day
EmC
job stupid day job
G
Sucks to be a tortured artist
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