Half Man Half Biscuit - The Bane Of Constance, аккорды

Вступление (intro) A D D A D A D A “Come now, Vince” she said, “we can’t continue in this way D A Seems to me there’s something on your mind. D A Should I accept a ride in a tiny craft about your head D A Tell me, Vince, the truth what would I find?” G D Horse-drawn yawns upon the driveway, Victory V ice cream in stock C G D Eintracht Oblong, I should oil my chain. G D Our front door is Sagittarius, Tibor's kids are underfed C G D A And Heswall Flower Club, owe me one pound twelve. D A This is what you’d find if you were in that craft today D A Doubtless different were you to return. D A I would not blame you in the least if you cut short the flight D A Make good your escape it’s not your concern. G D Where’s the beetroot? Where the ibex? Dubbing mixer Freddie Slade C G D Alpine lockjaw, it was on the cards. G D Can I buy inflatable dictators anywhere round here? C G D A D G D G D G D A Iron Age mums are haunting my cagoule. D C G Do stew, scoop off the roadkill. D C G Straight sets, jet wash the Viceroy. D C G Sore heel, shite on the back nine. D C G Midge Ure looks like a milk thief. D C G I said Midge Ure looks like a milk thief. D Come on, Midge Ure looks like a milk thief. C G You’re a fine looking woman, Mirabelle. D Midge Ure looks like a milk thief. C G You still with that chiseller Idris? D Midge Ure looks like a milk thief. C G Hey, he’s got the ginger beer concession outside the British Museum. D Midge Ure looks like a milk thief. C G We should go to Halfords some time. D Midge Ure looks like a milk thief. C G You and me – not him. D C G Midge Ure looks like a milk thief. D C G (fade) Midge Ure looks like a milk thief.