Half Man Half Biscuit - Arthurs Farm, аккорды

Вступление (intro B G#m E F# x4) B G#m E F# Arthur Askey and Douggie-Wouggie Bader went down to the animal farm B G#m Douggie bored a boar with his stories from the war E F# And explained about the boil on his palm. B G#m Napoleon, very pink offered both of them a drink E F# And a drink and a drink and a drink. B G#m Come the hour of four they were legless to be sure E F#7 Not one of them had even had a wink of sleep. B E F# And everybody sang as loud as they could B E F# 'Two legs bad but four legs good' B E F# B G#m E F# (x2) This made the boys feel pretty oppressed. B G#m Came the new realm it was A A at the helm E F# While Douggers played 'Luftwaffe' on the roofs. B G#m After amputating limbs all the others wrote new hymns E F# And a signpost said 'Second Hand Hooves'. B G#m Years passed by, double grazing in the sty E F# It was good but it was total apathy. B G#m Everybody arsed around and that 'beasts of England' sound E F#7 Had been ruined by a busy, busy bee. B E F# And chants were heard from the East to the West B E F# 'Four legs good but no legs best' B E F#7 B F#7 Invalidity reigned supreme. B E F# And chants were heard from the East to the West B E F# 'Four legs good but no legs best' B E F# B G#m E F# (x4) F#7 One time visitors were now the regime.