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[Intro]
G D Em C
[Verse 1]
G
Church ladies all can't hold their tongues
D
Cause there's tattoos on the new drummer
Em
The girls in choir all hate my guts
C
Cause the pastor’s son wants my number
G
They saw some old boots in my trunk
D
They called me a dancing heathen
Em
Someone said I sang at a club
C
Now, rumor is a got a demon
[Chorus]
G D
A first class flight overseas
Em C
Don't make you no missionary
G D
I wore a skirt last week
Em C
This week they preach on modesty
G D
In jesus I believe
Em C
But they don't practice what they preach
G D
I pray before I eat
Em C
They pray after they cheat
C D G
This bible belt is beating on me
[Verse 2]
G
Gossiping' at bible study
D
Is she pregnant or getting fat
Em
Pastor says pray for everybody
C*
Unless of course your a democrat
G
Preachers begging us to give
D
he didn't even say please
Em C
Does my 10 percent go to his brand new mercedes
G D
Pastor’s son is smoking pot in the church’s parking lot
Em
They whisper about who I kiss
C
Worry about your own dang kids
[Chorus]
G D
A first class flight overseas
Em C
Don't make you no missionary
G D
I wore a skirt last week
Em C
This week they preach on modesty
G D
In jesus I believe
Em C
But they don't practice what they preach
G D
I pray before I eat
Em C
They pray after they cheat
C D G
This bible belt is beating on me
[Bridge](Single Strum)
G D
Aposticolic turned alcoholic
Em C
Spend my dollars on new carpet
G D
Pastor said that hes pro-rocket
Em C
But god forbid I shop at target
G D
Holy rollers roll their eyes
Em C
They all think i'm backslidin’
G D
They’re all praying to the sky
Em C
Well, I talked to jesus, he said i'm fine
[Chorus]
G D
In jesus I believe
Em C
But they don't practice what they preach
G D
I pray before I eat
Em C
They pray after they cheat
C D G
This bible belt is beating on me
[Outro]
C D G
I said this bible belt is beating on me
Mr.Smith