Da Vinci's Notebook - Liposuction, аккорды

Вступление C = 032010 G = 320003 D = xx0232 E = 022100 D7 = xx0212 A7 = 002020 C#m7b5 = x42000 (My humble guess at the transition chord between C to G in the chorus) [Verse 1] G C G If all your fancy diet plans have got your head a 'swimmin' D C G And everything you eat must be approved by Richard Simmons C G Stopped eatin' that birdseed, friend, cause what you really need C A7 D7 Is a procedure guaranteed not to impede your need to feed [Chorus] C G Liposuction! Liposuction! C A7 D7 The new immediate weight reduction plan C C#m7b5 G E Trade in the hand you've been dealt and get surgically svelte A7 D7 C G At your friendly neighborhood liposuction man [Verse 2] G C G If you've abandoned exercise and your gut keeps getting vaster D C G Your thighs are growing over-size and your butt's gone off to pasture C G If you want a new demeanor and you're keen on getting leaner C A7 D7 Then your remedy is an M.D. with a fancy vacuum cleaner [Chorus] C G Liposuction! Liposuction! C A7 D7 The new immediate weight reduction plan C C#m7b5 G E Take the fat cells from your hips, put 'em in Barbara Hershey's lips A7 D7 C G At your friendly neighborhood liposuction man [Verse 3] G If your waist line is a'surgin' D And in need of some reversion C And your overall weight dispersion's G Gettin' on the verge of perversion C I'm encouraging an excursion G To go searchin' for a surgeon C A7 D7 And get your emergency purgin' of the burgeonin' fat emergin' from your chin! [Chorus] C G Liposuction! Liposuction! C A7 D7 The new immediate weight reduction plan C C# G E Get your torso reformatted, get a nose job while you're at it A7 D7 G E At your friendly neighborhood liposuction man C C# G E Make your ass twelve inches thinner and be home in time for dinner A7 D7 G E At your friendly neighborhood liposuction man..... [Refrain] C C#m7b5 Well the doctor's bill may vex ya G E But it sure beats anorexia C D G C G At your friendly neighborhood liposuction man!