[Verse]
G
We broke up it was messy
D
And I’m so embarrassed
G
Let it get the best of me
DF#m
I wasn’t thinking clearly
G
Now I’ll be the bigger person
D
And I won’t lash out even though I’m really hurt
GDF#m
Another lesson learned I’m moving on
[Pre-Chorus]
G
I won’t call you in the middle of the night
D
Won’t show up to your house without an invite
G
I won’t beg you for a second chance
D
Cause I’ve got a man now with a good health plan
[Chorus]
G
I’m gonna steal your dad
D
Be the best he ever had
G
Send your mom home crying cause he couldn’t keep his promise
DF#m
And he traded in his ring to give me everything I wanted
G
Oh I know we have a past
DF#m
Maybe we should start from scratch
G
Cause I’m with him now but it could’ve been us
DF#m
If you never did me wrong
G
I wouldn’t be your step mom
[Verse]
G
Told your dad I want a studio
D
And your bedroom is looking comfortable
GDF#m
And I’m looking to take more from you
G
I’m in it for the long haul
D
And I’ll admit it’s a bit unconventional
GDF#m
Some may say it’s borderline insane
[Pre-Chorus]
G
Please don’t call me in the middle of the night
D
Son’t show up to my house without an invite
G
Me and your father have been talking
D
And we think it’s time that you get off our phone plan
[Chorus]
G
I’m gonna steal your dad
D
Be the best he ever had
G
Send your mom home crying cause he couldn’t keep his promise
DF#m
And he traded in his ring to give me everything I wanted
G
Oh I know we have a past
DF#m
Maybe we should start from scratch
G
Cause I’m with him now but it could’ve been us
DF#m
If you never did me wrong
G
I wouldn’t be your step mom
[Bridge]
G
Is this how you saw my wedding?
DF#m
As another guest attending
G
I don’t wanna see you objecting
DF#m
When you’re the one who fucked our ending
G
Is this how you saw my wedding?
DF#m
As another guest attending
G
I don’t wanna see you objecting
DF#m
When you’re the one who fucked our ending
[Chorus]
G
I’m gonna steal your dad
D
Be the best he ever had
G
Send your mom home crying cause he couldn’t keep his promise
DF#m
And he traded in his ring to give me everything I wanted
G
Oh I know we have a past
DF#m
Maybe we should start from scratch
G
Cause I’m with him now but it could’ve been us
DF#m
If you never did me wrong
G
I wouldn’t be your step mom