"Weird Al" Yankovic - When I Was Your Age, аккорды

Вступление From the album ''Off the Deep End'' (1992) [Intro] D D D D D Dm G Bb Dm G Bb Dm G Bb Dm G Bb [Verse 1] Dm Let me tell you, sonny. Let me set you straight Bb You kids today ain't never had it rough G Always had everything handed to you on a silver plate Dm You lazy brats think nothing's good enough Dm G Bb Well, nobody ever drove me to school when it was ninety degrees below Dm G Bb We had to walk butt naked through forty miles of snow Dm G Bb Worked in the coal mine twenty two hours a day for just half a cent Dm G Bb Had to sell my internal organs just to pay the rent [Chorus 1] Dm G Bb Dm G Bb When I was your age. When I was your age Dm G Bb Dm A When I was your age. When I was your age [Verse 2] Dm Let me tell you something, you whiny little snot Bb There's something wrong with all you kids today G You just don't appreciate all the things you've got Dm We were hungry, broke and miserable and we liked it fine that way Dm G Bb There were seventy-three of us living in a cardboard box Dm G Bb All I got for Christmas was a lousy bag of rocks Dm G Bb Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt D Dm G Bb If we were really good we didn't get desert [Chorus 2] Dm G Bb Dm G Bb When I was your age. When I was your age Dm G Bb Dm A When I was your age. When I was your age [Bridge 1] F Didn't have no telephone didn't have no FAX machine g All we had was a couple of cans and a crummy piece of string Bb C Didn't have no swimming pool when I was just a lad Dm Our neighbor's septic tank was the closest thing we had F Didn't have no dental floss had to use old rusty nails G G Didn't have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails Bb C Didn't have no water bed, had to sleep on broken glass A Didn't have no lawnmower, we used our teeth to cut the grass [Solo] Dm G Bb Dm G Bb Dm G Bb Dm G Bb [Verse 3] Dm What's the matter now, sonny, you say you don't believe this junk? Bb You think my story's wearin' kinda thin? G I tell you one thing, I never was such a disrespectful punk Dm Back in my time, we had a thing called discipline Dm G Bb Dad would whip us every night till a quarter after twelve Dm G Bb Then he'd get too tired and he'd make us whip ourselves Dm G Bb Then he'd chop me into pieces and play frisbee with my brain Dm G Bb And let me tell ya, Junior, you never heard me complain [Chorus 3] Dm G Bb Dm G Bb When I was your age. When I was your age Dm G Bb Dm A When I was your age. When I was your age Dm G Bb Dm A When I was your age. When I was your age