"Weird Al" Yankovic - Grapefruit Diet, аккорды

Вступление INTRO/RIFF Abm VERSE 1 Abm Who's that waddlin' down the street? Abm Eb It's just me 'cause I love to eat Abm Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham. Abm Eb Abm Who's real flabby? Yes, I am! Dbm Abm Every picture of me's gotta be an aerial view. Dbm Eb Now my doctor tells me there's just one thing left to do: CHORUS 1 Abm Abm Eb Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) throw out the pizza and beer. Abm Abm Eb Abm Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) get those jelly donuts out of here. Abm Abm Eb Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) it might seem a little severe. Abm Abm Eb Abm Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) I'm gettin' tired of my big fat rear. RIFF Abm Blow, fatty! VERSE 2 Abm Well, I used to live on chocolate sauce; Abm Eb Made sumo wrestlers look like Kate Moss. Abm Walked down an alley and I got stuck. Abm Eb Abm I got more rolls than a pastry truck. Dbm Abm When I'm all done eating, I eat a little more. Dbm Eb When I leave a room first I gotta grease the door. CHORUS 2 Abm Abm Eb Grapefruit Diet; (Diet!) can't have another eclair. Abm Abm Eb Abm Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) I gotta decrease my derriere. BREAK (I'm fairly unsure about these chords) Eb Dbm | Abm Eb | Dbm Eb | Abm I'm on a Grapefruit Diet! Eb Dbm | Abm Eb | Dbm Eb | Abm I'm on a Grapefruit Diet! Eb Dbm | Abm Eb | Dbm Eb | Abm I'm on a Grapefruit Diet! VERSE 3 (there's not really any chords here, but I think this sounds okay) Abm No more pie now. No more creme brulee Eb Abm Lay off the gravy and souffle Abm No french fri-yi-yies now. No ice cream parfait. Eb Abm Mr. Cheese Nacho; stay away. Dbm Abm Oh I think I'd sell my soul for a triple patty melt, Dbm Eb But I need a boomerang when I put on my belt. CHORUS 3 Abm Abm Eb Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) lay off the 3 Musketeers. Abm Abm Eb Abm Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) until my big booty disappears. Abm Abm Eb Grapefruit Diet; (Diet!) I'll eat 'em till they're comin' out of my ears. Abm Abm Eb Abm Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) 'cause I haven't seen my feet in years BREAK Eb Dbm | Abm Eb | Dbm Eb | Abm I'm on a Grapefruit Diet! Eb Dbm | Abm Eb | Dbm Eb | Abm I'm on a Grapefruit Diet! Eb Dbm | Abm Eb | Dbm Eb | Abm I'm on a Grapefruit Diet! OUTRO Abm I think I'm about ready for a quarter pounder with extra cheese. I need a side order of onion rings and oh, don't forget to super-size that.